A Great Meeting
I say mother can we unhitch?
When we get to Chatteris Football Club pitch
Are they in the Premier League yet?
Not for a few years yet I bet
Look mother there's a Dandy in the goal with a cycle
Perhaps he thinks he's Peter Schmichael

I say mother what's an Annual General Meeting?
Something that demands a lot of seating
I say mother what are motions for?
They are when you're ready for a quick dash for the door
I say mother should I raise my hand?
don't you dare for on a committee you could land

Mother what does a committee do?
They sort out whats what and who's who
Mother are they just like you and me?
No they are superhuman you see
They meet and talk and talk and meet
Then all is well and the club runs a treat
Mother can I have a Dandy soon?
I WANT TO JOIN THE BEST CLUB UNDER THE MOON!!!

Dave Jones